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10.06.2025 07:55
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts