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12.06.2025 05:41

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Why do some men like anal sex?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What was your best experience of having your navel touched?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Molly Jong-Fast on Human Frailty and Unlearning Erica Jong’s Lessons - Literary Hub
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Meteor Activity Outlook for June 7-13, 2025 - American Meteor Society
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
How do introverts celebrate their birthday?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The heaviest proton emitter: New type of atomic nucleus discovered - Phys.org
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Then came..
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
What should I expect after a BBL surgery?
Still no good
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors